Melee fans will be pissed
SATURDAY - Nintendo employees reporting to us and other news sources that copies of the hit game Super Smash Bros. Melee are appearing in every single urinal across Nintendo Headquarters. So far these copies of Melee have been spotted at Nintendo's Headquarters in their Nintendo of America HQ in Redmond, WA and their main HQ Kyoto, Japan.
Above these urinals, signs posted saying "NOTICE - KEEP MELEE IN TOILETS" were also spotted. We have obtained a couple photographs showing the effects of this new policy.
We reached out to Nintendo for an answer, but have not been successful in our endeavor. So we turned to one of our researchers who suggests that these may just be extra copies never sold before from a facility in Japan that they decided to use as replacement urinal cakes. As sad as that would be that is thankfully not the case, because Nintendo would never do something like that.. (right?)
Here is an image we obtained of some exployees on their lunch breaks gathered by the urinals unleashing a mornings worth of caffinated bodily waste.
We have no idea what the situation is the womens' rooms are. But we already know that there are currently no copies of Melee being found in regular toilets just yet. We believe that they avoided this due to possible flushing problems and annoyances.
Another report has come from an employee in the form of email suggesting that Nintendo is also handing out scratched & keyed game disks as free coasters for the employees to use. As well as game cases filled with hardened cement to be used as paper weights for any papers around the office. We have yet to recieve photographs confirming these statements.