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FUNNYSMASHRELATABLE is Selling Your Information to Facebook

Beloved CEO, Geary Becker, has sold information to Facebook. Oh no!

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What's this?

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The Best Experience? Likely story, Gaben.

This is an alert to any new user that is visiting this website.

This is a simple message alerting the user that their information is being STOLEN and SOLD to the Chinese multi-millionaire MARK ZUCKERBERG.

It promises that it is doing it for our best interest, to make the experience better, but I assure you it is not.

 

For example,

This is Xi Jinping, President of FUNNYSMASHRELATABLE Data Gathering and Analyzation

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He is taking all of the information you feed to this website and using it for his own gain.
Also, if you look closely at this photo, he is doing the troll face.
You got trolled.

Recently, he used this information to gain political power.

 

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As shown above, he has managed to use your data to get into the mind of people in order to rule over them.

Who is to blame for this, who allowed him to get this baller?

Corporate Overlord, Geary Becker

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I made the picture look evil, he's evil, get it?

Yes, indeed. The beloved CEO of FUNNYSMASHRELATABLE is doing some shameful under-the-table actions.
He allowed Xi Jinping to get into power, and this was the first mistake.

The second mistake was talking to a lizard.

CEO of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg. Professional lizard

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Mark Zuckerberg and Geary Becker recently met in the Oval Office of the White House to talk about their company's next moves.

 

Zuckerberg (left) and Becker (right)

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Conversation Transcript

Transcripts have been created for this conversation.

"So, I just got Xi Jinping into power. What should we do with Ted Cruz? He took interest in our little company."
- Geary Becker

"You have to stop the small company joke. I was smoking meats yesterday with Ethan Klein and he talked with his Jewish friends about investing in your company. You aren't a small company."
- Mark Fuckerberg

"Alright. You're right. When Jews talk about investing in your company, then you are a big deal. Got it."
- Geary Becker

"Look at what I built, FaceBook has so many Jewish investors, I think even Ben Shapiro has some stock."
- Mark Fuckerberg

 

This blatantly shows how our previously beloved CEO, Geary Becker, has turned over to the dark side. He is making money, and that's bad!

 

In Conclusion

I, Dave "Bobbyson" Jones, shame my CEO.

What is on the line?

The Journalist Bathroom.
A room specifically for Journalists that includes a gender-neutral toilet, bisexual blue hairspray, zoophilic armpit hair growing spray, and pedophilic nose piercings within the bathroom.

If losing this bathroom is what is at stake.
I don't think I am willing to do it.

But I am willing to give up my Homer Simpson pen for this article.


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1 Comments

Gwiz (CEO)
Gwiz (CEO)

Here's my statement:
Read my lips. If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor. Let me make myself clear.. We're going to get them. And we don't do these things because they're easy, but because they're hard. I had one beer. Give me liberty or give me death. I am not a crook, and I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
That being said, you and your Ghanarian buddies have been exposed fat boy.

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