Mushroom Kingdom embassy attacked by Iran

The Ayatollah declares fatwa commanding the death of Toad, on counts of "unforgivable blasphemy"

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Iran attacks Mushroom Kingdom embassy (RAW FOOTAGE) (LIVE)

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Toad recently before migrating to the Mushroom Kingdom Embassy, known also as "Super Nintendo Land" has been targeted by the high elders of the Iranian government. The Ayatollah declared fatwa against Toad with the agreement other Muftis, Scholars, and angry men with long beards somewhere in the desert. These groups unanimously agreed that Toad is guilty under counts of "Unforgivable Blasphemy against Allah and the people of Islam"

Toad is currently confirmed safe, and en route to a classified location. 2 people were injured in the fighting between Islamic extremists and the security task force of the Mushroom Kingdom embassy. 

2 goombas and 3 guard toads were also shot during the attack. But they only make up 1/7th of a single human according to the U.N.'s classifications for "other worldly grunts"


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